Birds on the Loose

Trondheim Police District have just reported what was previously thought to be impossible. Two pale caucasian maniacs have recently escaped the high security prison Tunga Kretsfengsel and are now running loose in your neighbourhod. The "Birds", as the authorities have creatively code-named them, were last seen in Oslo, Norway, on March 1st. According to reliable sources they are now believed to be hiding in the northern alps of Italy, hunting foxes for survival.

After the involvement of C.I.A. a phone call has been intercepted mentioning a couple of bottle-necked penguins on flight from Milan to Cairo on March 10th. If you by som freakishly coincidence are to spot these suspects, do by no means try to approach or stop them, as they are known to be extreamly unpredictable. If in doubt or absolute certanty, call 1800-BRUCE-WILLIS for immediate badass backup. If you see something, say anything!