Buonanotte Fiorellino: Matatu madness

Friday, March 18, 2011

Matatu madness

We were prepared for some random traffic customs, but 22 people in a 14-seat minibus? Suddenly you see the chauffeur trying to pass the truck in front of you by driving on the left-hand (or wrong) side of the road. Mid passing a speed bump magically appears. The only thing you can do is mumble an 'oh-oh' in best Willy Coyote (or Philip Boit) style. Yeah.

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Two birds

Travelling on a one way ticket to places we never really thought existed.

Bird X: Personally I like to think of myself as an accomplished human being. I'm over average funny, multilingual and have a slender body perfectly adapted to climbing trees. My only flaw must be that one tire of tight packed fat surrounding my bellybutton.

Bird Y: Where to begin? Am I even entitled an opinion on myself? I drink too much, my clothes smell like garlic dipped goat cheese and I always wake in a pond of my own saliva. I do like to think I have a talent for cooking Thai food though.

Tales of idiocracy

Maria: I wonder if those weights really are made of gold.
Jesper: They have to be, if they used them to weigh gold!

Jesper: Sorry. Do you know how far it is to Mango Drift?
Malawian: Oh, it is too far.
Jesper: Right. But do you know how far?
Malawian: Yes, it's about 5 square kilometers.
Jesper: You mean kilometers?
Malawian: No, it is 5 square kilometers.

Kid: Give me ball. Give me penn. Give me candy. Give me ballooni.
Maria: Does it look like I have a balloon?
Kid: Give me money?
Jesper: Give me a ******* break!

Jesper: When I give you fruit it's polite to say 'thank you'.
Kid: What?
Jesper: I say 'you're welcome', you say...
Kid: Banana?

Lord: I like listening to indians negotiating with prostitutes. 'Why you very expensive? You enjoying, I enjoying. You pay half, I pay half.'

Maria: Could we have some ketchup?
Waiter: No.
Maria: You don't have ketchup?
Waiter: No.
Maria: So we can't get ketchup?
Waiter: Yes.
Maria: You do have ketchup?
Waiter: Yes.

Jesper: Casablanca?
Maria: Yes, it's a city in Morocco.
Jesper: Oh, so that's where it's set?
Maria: Yes.
Jesper: I always thought it was the name of a horse in the movie or something.

Jesper: You know where we can find the Downtown Bar?
Rwandese: Notre Dame?
Jesper: What? No, the Downtown Bar!
Rwandese: Ah, Mount Everest.

Eric: Do you like music?
Jesper: Yes.
Eric: I like rock'n roll.
Jesper: Me too. What are your favourite bands?
Eric: Kelly Clarkson and Maroon 5.

Waiter: Something to drink?
Jesper: Yes, we would like two passion fruit juice.
Waiter: There is two kinds of juice.
Jesper: Yes, we want two passion fruit juice!
Waiter: You can choose between pineapple and passion fruit juice.
Jesper: Passion fruit! We want passion fruit!
Waiter: Your welcome.

Maria: We're not really religious, we believe in science.
Ali: Oh, like muslims.

Norwegian: Hi.
African: Fine.

Jesper: Sorry? Do you know where we can get a taxi?

Woman: Taxi?

Jesper: Yes. Do you know where we can find one?

Woman: Who is taxi?

Odin: Do I get fries with my chicken?

Waiter: No.

Odin: Do I get anything with my chicken?

Waiter: No.

Odin: So, it is only chicken?

Waiter: Yes.

Odin: Do I get rice with my chicken?

Waiter: Yes.

(The chicken was served with fries)

Evarret: Let me ask you a question in form of a question.

Maria: I think it was a woman with a sick child.

Julius: Oh... So does anyone want tea?

Julius: One couple had 69 children?

Jesper: It's the world record, but those guys are not normal.

Julius: Psychopaths.

Werner: Black, white, yellow or green. Inside we are all akkurat the same.

Kid 1: We are going to the dam.

Kid 2: We are going to the swimming.

Kid 3: I want to dance.

Jesper: I'm sure I told you.

Maria: No... Yeah, you did. But I didn't hear you,

Politician: We hired special english teachers to collect the L's and R's.

Philip: Why, I ask myself? Why are all the dictators only in Africa. Why? Why?

Rosbella: We have more than enough food.

Odin: And we have an excellent cock.

Jesper: You can just reinstall your computer. It doesn't have anything to say.

Mwafrika: Do you know ham?

Ida: Of course.

Mwafrika: Did you know he was the first to land on the moon?

Odin: You know Andreas Torkilsen takes 170kg in bench? But he doesn't look so big.

Philip: Oh, but he doesn't look so big.

Odin: Yes, but he's strong.

Philip: But he doesn't look so big.

Odin: Yes, I know. But he's strong.

Philip: But he doesn't look so big.

Ida: Hvor er Julius?

Odin: There he is! He's being laid by the police officer!

Philip: Look, there's something crossing the road. It's ether a dog or a cow.

Odin: Four people arrived on a motorbike. Three of them where carrying the third one.

Ida: I've got a sunburn.

Julius: Oh, where did you get it from?

Maria: So long, so far.

Silvia: Coming up in your life! Britney Spears releases her newest album 'Peaces of Hotdog' with the lead track 'Pissing on You and Everything You Love'.